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A Review, In Outline Form, Of My Mom's Palm Pre

  • finger blocks the camera in a natural position with keypad open
  • slow
  • i had no idea how to quit an app, my mom had to tell me.
  • keyboard is tiny as can be
  • like notifications a lot
  • like the finger puddle when you touch
  • took like 20 seconds to launch maps
  • store is in beta?
  • wait, you can’t rotate most apps?
  • really, i can’t get rid of the NFL or NASCAR apps?
  • my mom asked me how to empty the trash. pre 1.3.1 (which she is), means you have to delete them on at a time.

Will the new Doctor Who not wear his pants with the fly up? Will that be a thing?

Will the new Doctor Who not wear his pants with the fly up?
Will that be a thing?

What the hell happened to Acura? Their cars have looked bad for a few years, but this one is the pinnacle of crap. It looks like round, shiny crap with a shield on the front.

What the hell happened to Acura?

Their cars have looked bad for a few years, but this one is the pinnacle of crap. It looks like round, shiny crap with a shield on the front.

The list view should really allow for adjustable icon sizes. Please.

The list view should really allow for adjustable icon sizes. Please.

I talk alot, apparently.

I talk alot, apparently.

Yes, I believe those are the very definition of strings. (Here, you can have it free if you give me your email address.)

Yes, I believe those are the very definition of strings.

(Here, you can have it free if you give me your email address.)

I can’t be the only one who sees the love-connection here.

I can’t be the only one who sees the love-connection here.

Really? A Giant ad for Acrobat in the Explorer? Like that’s the largest, brightest thing on the screen. Amazing. Why do people put up with it?

Really? A Giant ad for Acrobat in the Explorer? Like that’s the largest, brightest thing on the screen. Amazing. Why do people put up with it?

Dear Brad Pitt’s facial Hair - WTF? Love, -pat.

Dear Brad Pitt’s facial Hair -

WTF?

Love,
-pat.

this strikes me as weird. but i guess it all makes sense.

this strikes me as weird.
but i guess it all makes sense.

The hits keep coming from Apple.

The hits keep coming from Apple.

ha ha ha

ha ha ha

Don’t blame me, Launch Services, I didn’t download it. It rode along with another app that I did download…

Don’t blame me, Launch Services, I didn’t download it. It rode along with another app that I did download…

Vetrans of Country Music dancing?!?

Vetrans of Country Music dancing?!?

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