February 2008
45 posts
January 2008
78 posts
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– EasyShip Professional
“The goal of Terrain is to transform the local garden center into an experience...”
– On Urban Outfitter’s launching a chain of Nursery’s — Called Terrain
“Premium Forwarding Service Is Here to Stay”
– DMM Advisory
REM, Modest Mouse and The National? →
“With its unique size and HUMMER traits, the H3T is ideal for the customer who...”
– Martin Walsh, HUMMER general manager.
“I do not want to brush my teeth. I do not have bad breath.”
– Vinnie
“Papa, I want some Pee Oh Pee Sea Oh Ear An.”
– My son knows how to spell Popcorn now. It’s the beginning of the end.
Forrrrrrrrrrrrrest
Aaron: You spelled Forest wrong.
Me: Did I put an extra r in there?
Aaron: Yeah.
Me: That's because I feel like it should have it in there.
Me: Forrrrrest.
Aaron: Um, yeah.
Aaron: Do you want me to fix it?
Me: Yes.
“I’ve got such a huge ego that it goes full circle — which is why I...”
– Bennet
“I’m all over the Lemurs.”
– aaron
Going to Bed
Me: Goodnight Vinnie, Sweet Dreams.
Vinnie: Sweet Dreams, Papa.
Me: Tomorrow you'll go to preschool.
Vinnie: Tomorrow you'll stay at the office.
“If you have any “IT” related task that is still open or has not yet been...”
– ah, corporations.
Get for Mama?
Me: Vinnie, what kind of present do you want to get mama?
Vinnie: A helicopter.
Me: A helicopter?
Vinnie: A helicopter with eyes.
Perhaps the link-heaviest page on Apple.com →
FROM CNBC
“Also, don’t underestimate the power of the new iTunes movie rental service either. I asked Jobs whether this meant the format war between Blu-ray and HD-DVD was over, with Apple the big winner. Clearly, he said, Blu-ray won, but in the new world order of instant online movie rentals, in HD, no one will care about what format is where. Funny how fast tech can move.” If Blu-ray...
